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    Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?

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    Kill them.

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    Kill them too.

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    Kill them and eat their cookies.

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    Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.

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    HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

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    Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

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Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

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it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: death-limes: vaspim2k13: On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response? “Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.” I think I’m going to be sick “NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: death-limes: vaspim2k13: On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response? “Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.” I think I’m going to be sick “NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

death-limes:

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun

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